There are reports emanating that Dirk Nowitzki's imprisoned ex-fiance, Cristal Taylor, is pregnant. I don't know which angle to attack here. First, can you even imagine what this child will look like? To describe Taylor's appearance as rugged is generous. Second, if the child is male, and he plays basketball; the sensation! How would his back story be explained? The love child between German basketball player and grifting East Texas filly perhaps? Last, doesn't Dirk have handlers that would steer him from such obvious peril?
To think, somewhere in the Beaumont city jail, nestled in the womb of Cristal Taylor, is that demon seed. It just sent shivers down my spine.
Also, for the record, any combination of the words "grifter" and "East Texas" are welcomed on the credentials of any women I am dating or will date.
Hilarious - Why did she go to jail?
ReplyDeleteVarious felonious activities.
ReplyDeleteI bet that Dirk would be a better man than Karl Malone, who abandoned his love child for his whole life until he was drafted by the NFL and the press uncovered his damnable lack of manhood.
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